A joke for you

Discussion in 'The Watering Hole' started by BillN, Nov 12, 2011.

  1. BillN

    BillN SC Hall of Famer

    Aug 25, 2010
    S W France
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    not posted for a few days - I've been distracted!!

    anyway here is a joke

    A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
    One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8pm.
    As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied.
    He slipped into his shoes and drove home."Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house."Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying b!s!ta?d! You've been playing golf!"
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  2. bartjeej

    bartjeej SC Hall of Famer

    Nov 12, 2010
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  3. Ghosthunter

    Ghosthunter boo!

    Sep 8, 2010
    London UK
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    The old double bluff!! Works every time! :biggrin:
  4. BBW

    BBW Administrator Emeritus

    Jul 7, 2010
    betwixt and between
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    Never would I have guessed the punchline! Thankfully, I'm not married to a golfer - oh, and I'm his secretary.:biggrin:

    Good one, Bill! You've been missed!
  5. greyelm

    greyelm SC Top Veteran

    Oct 1, 2011
    London, England
    Did you hear about the zoo that only had one animal? It was a Shih Tzu!
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