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a second opinion

Discussion in 'The Watering Hole' started by Luke, Jul 19, 2013.

  1. Luke

    Luke Super Moderator

    Nov 11, 2011
    Milwaukee, WI USA
    Luke
    I went to the doctor yesterday for my annual physical exam. The doctor checked me over and said that while all the bloodwork looked OK, I wasn't getting any younger and it would definitely help my overall health if I dropped 20 pounds. I said, "Doc, I'd like a second opinion".

    He said, "OK, not only are you overweight, you're also bald and ugly."
     
  2. NathanJ

    NathanJ SC Regular

    96
    Sep 18, 2012
    Boom boom
     
  3. BBW

    BBW Administrator Emeritus

    Jul 7, 2010
    betwixt and between
    BB
    Luke, you are toooooooooo much!:rofl:

    Perfect response, Nathan!
     
  4. Luke

    Luke Super Moderator

    Nov 11, 2011
    Milwaukee, WI USA
    Luke
    I didn't much care for the doctors second opinion, but I reckoned he was right about the first one. I decided I should also discuss another issue that had been on my mind. I told him that my wife and I were not experiencing things in the bedroom the way we used to. The doctor nodded his head knowingly. He said that I could take care of both problems with one simple solution. He suggested I walk 5 miles each morning. He said that the exercise would help me lose weight and the benefits of better blood circulation and better fitness would help work some magic in the relationship department. I told him I'd give it a try.

    The doctor called me a week later to ask if I had followed through with my new regime and whether I was walking 5 miles a day. I said that I was and felt good and had more energy and thought I had even dropped a few pounds already. He seemed quite pleased and then asked if things were going better in the bedroom now. I told him that I had no idea, I was now 35 miles from home.
     
  5. rbelyell

    rbelyell SC Top Veteran

    819
    May 14, 2013
    NY Mtns
    hilarious!

    two words applicable to both issues: portion control.:biggrin:
     
  6. Covey22

    Covey22 SC Top Veteran

    658
    Feb 3, 2012
    Ba dump bump Zing! :tongue:
     
  7. BBW

    BBW Administrator Emeritus

    Jul 7, 2010
    betwixt and between
    BB
    Have you considered Stand Up, Luke? It would go nicely with your Flat Fridays or whatever that series of yours is called.:biggrin:

    You've got great written timing on these!:drinks:
     
  8. Burkey

    Burkey SC Top Veteran

    622
    Apr 18, 2011
    Northern New England
    Luke, too funny! :biggrin: Thanks for sharing. My doctor was an undergrad at MIT. Dry you ask? :rolleyes: I should add but an excellent physician.
    I think you really do need one of them honkin' big-a** 5Ds just to do arm curls in your spare time.
    . . . David
     
  9. snkenai

    snkenai SC All-Pro

    Oct 5, 2010
    kenai, AK
    Stephen Noel
    Luke, if you turn around (180) now, in a few days you could be back home, sleeping in your own bed, instead of on the road side, or abandoned barns, etc. Just a thought. Or did the wife pack you a lunch, in a road map?:confused: