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Another terrible Joke

Discussion in 'The Watering Hole' started by BillN, Nov 22, 2011.

  1. BillN

    BillN SC Hall of Famer

    Aug 25, 2010
    S W France
    Bill
    A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he
    noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
    A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 Feet behind
    the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog
    on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking
    single file.

    The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man
    walking the dog and said:

    "I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you,
    but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"

    "My wife's."

    ''What happened to her?"

    "She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."

    He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"

    The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when
    the dog turned on her."

    A very poignant and touching moment of brotherhood and silence passed
    between the two men.

    "Can I borrow the dog?"

    The man replied, "Get in line."
     
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  2. Briar

    Briar SC All-Pro

    Oct 27, 2010
    Scotland
    Karen
  3. Hyubie

    Hyubie SC Veteran

    360
    Jun 8, 2011
    Massachusetts
  4. BBW

    BBW Administrator Emeritus

    Jul 7, 2010
    betwixt and between
    BB
    Uh oh - it's a good thing my dog loves me best!:wink:
     
  5. christilou

    christilou SC Hall of Famer

    Jul 13, 2010
    Sunny Frimley
    I resisted looking at this all day but finally I succumbed and I'm glad I did :biggrin:
     
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  6. Djarum

    Djarum SC All-Pro

    Jul 10, 2010
    Huntsville, AL
    Jason
    :eek:
     
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  7. Luke

    Luke Super Moderator

    Nov 11, 2011
    Milwaukee, WI USA
    Luke
    My reaction in the form of a one act play.

    *the scene opens with a man sitting all alone on a couch reading from a photography forum on his laptop. He laughs out loud. So loud in fact, that he frightens his dogs. Then realizing how strange his reaction must seem to his furry friends he then tells the joke to his dogs. They begin rolling on the floor with laughter. He grabs their leashes and rewards their impeccable senses of humor with a chilly and brisk November walk.*

    curtain falls
     
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  8. BBW

    BBW Administrator Emeritus

    Jul 7, 2010
    betwixt and between
    BB
    Good thing that man's wife wasn't in the room, eh? Or perhaps she's not in existence?:wink:
     
  9. Streetshooter

    Streetshooter Administrator Emeritus

    Jul 12, 2010
    Philly, Pa
    Bill, after a very hard day, you brought a smile to me inside and out....