BREAKING NEWS: Henri Cartier-Bresson Still Dead But in Danger of Catching Fire

Discussion in 'The Watering Hole' started by john m flores, Apr 1, 2014.

  1. john m flores

    john m flores SC All-Pro

    Aug 13, 2012
    "At a hastily-arranged press conference at Gare Saint-Lazare in Paris, an international team of scientists have announced that while Henri Cartier-Bresson is still dead, he is turning over in his grave at a rapidly increasing rate. Scientists fear that if Cartier-Bresson’s rotational velocity continues to increase at its current rate of growth, friction between his burial garments and the casket lining will cause him to catch fire sometime later this year."

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  2. BillN

    BillN SC Hall of Famer

    Aug 25, 2010
    S W France
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    he never had HDR - that's why he is annoyed
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  3. donlaw

    donlaw SC All-Pro

    Sep 14, 2012
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    probably just trying to move into a parallel universe where film photography still rules so he can rest in peace
  4. Ray Sachs

    Ray Sachs SC Legend

    Sep 21, 2010
    Not too far from Philly
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    you should be able to figure it out...
    I've been doing my level best to make as much crummy street photography as I can. I never liked the guy (he wouldn't even process his own stuff - what an elitist!), so I want him to burn...

    I'm slowing down, but there's still plenty of crummy street photography left in me. It's just gonna take discipline!

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  5. drd1135

    drd1135 SC Hall of Famer

    Jul 13, 2011
    Southwest Virginia
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    Dang it, John, another half hour wasted. I did trying googling OM-D E-M10 with the hyphens moved about to look for clown pornography.
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  6. olli

    olli Super Moderator Emeritus

    Sep 28, 2010
    Metro Manila
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    Nice one.

    Of course they wouldn't stop. They'd just take more and more cliched street shots until one of them got him to ignite. That one would immediately get millions of FB and Twitter followers, set up his own blog with millions more and start offering street photography workshops. Then when he got rich (and it would be a he) he'd buy a film Leica and lenses and never take another picture.
  7. Boid

    Boid SC All-Pro

    Dec 15, 2011
    Bangalore, India
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    Maybe we could hook up HCB to a generator and solve the world's energy crisis?

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