Fishing gear.

Discussion in 'The Watering Hole' started by bilzmale, Sep 23, 2011.

  1. bilzmale

    bilzmale Super Moderator Emeritus S.C. Charter Member Subscribing Member

    Jul 17, 2010
    Perth, Western Australia
    Real Name:
    Bill Shinnick
    A woman goes into Discount Fishing Supplies to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just picks one and goes over to the counter. The salesman is standing there, wearing dark shades.


    She says, "Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

    He says, "Madam, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes."

    She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway. He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-lb.Test line. It's a good all around combination, and it's actually on sale this week for $44.”

    She says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that, just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!"

    As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. "Oh, that sounds like a Visa card," he says.

    As the lady bends down to pick up the card, she accidentally farts. At first she's really embarrassed, but then realises there is no way the blind salesman would tell exactly who had farted. The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $58.50 please."

    The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me it was on sale for $44? How did you get $58.50?”

    "Well the Duck Caller is $11, and the Fish Bait is $3.50."
     
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  2. BBW

    BBW Administrator Emeritus S.C. Charter Member

    Jul 7, 2010
    betwixt and between
    Real Name:
    BB
    As they text - OMG!!!:drama::biggrin:
     
  3. cherrywood

    cherrywood SC Regular

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    Aug 15, 2011
    ohio
    Very funny

    Made me laugh out loud, i needed that today. Thanks.
     
  4. Djarum

    Djarum SC All-Pro S.C. Charter Member Subscribing Member

    Jul 10, 2010
    Huntsville, AL
    Real Name:
    Jason
    LOL. My father used to get some rods by shakespeare.