LOOK WHAT I JUST HAD TO POST ON FACEBOOK!!!! " so, Jody Gibbs made me feel FAT, so i thought id go for a run to see how far i could run before i collapsed and tried to declare that i was asthmatic, having a stroke and simultaneous heart attack... i made it 2/3 of a mile (going round 1/3 mile blocks) swung back by the house to drop the dog off as he was 1/8 of a lap behind me, and he was just pooping out (hes recently been seen for bad back issues) so i didnt wanna poop him out. i thought "i can keep going! Stacey Booth would tell me "dropping gonzo off is not an excuse to stop running!" so quick swing by the house... in the dark... step on something while trying to get into the door.. move my foot back to see what it is.. cant see while ducking down.. turn on phone light.. SNAKE LUNGES AT THE PHONE LIGHT IN MY HAND! I STEPPED ON A 4' LONG SNAKE AND IT WAS LUNGING AT ME IN THE DARK FOR A GOOD 15 SECONDS BEFORE I FINALLY GOT THE LIGHT ON!!!!!!! sorry fitness folks... but thats enuf of an excuse for me to not step back outside until daylight!!! im sure according to my heart rate, i ran an extra 4 miles... so im good to go! " *dies* someone make sure they hang prints of my photos at my funeral... and play Frosti by bjork nonstop until you all scream.