The evil Sheriff of Goosingham

Discussion in 'The Watering Hole' started by Jock Elliott, Aug 4, 2014.

  1. Jock Elliott

    Jock Elliott SC All-Pro

    Jan 3, 2012
    Troy, NY

    This is the story of a confrontation between waterfowl and law enforcement.

    As we approached a bend in the road on our way to pick up our son, a line of geese blocked our way, headed from a lawn to a pond on the other side of the road.

    We stopped, and a Sheriff's vehicle approached from the other side. As the geese started to parade in front of him, he lit up every noisemaker and siren in the vehicle: weep! Weep! wee-oh wee-oh, and finally, WONK! WONK!

    The geese smartly did an about-face and retreated back to the lawn while we heard plaintive cries from other geese already in the pond.

    Here endeth the story of the evil Sheriff of Goosingham.

    Ah, the joys of carrying a camera everywhere!

    Cheers, Jock
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  2. Luke

    Luke Super Moderator

    Nov 11, 2011
    Milwaukee, WI USA
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    they should use the cross walk the next time.
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  3. Ticket for jaywalking
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