Blimey. I mean, blimey. We're off in a couple of months to Moscow, for a long weekend. I have to fill in the visa form. One of the requirements is to list all the countries you have visited in the past ten years. Blimey. It's taken me more than 2 hours to tot it up, using a combination of Ipernity and Kayak. 54 trips 19 countries Blimey. I need a lie-down now.