- Location
- Melbourne, Australia
The Editor of Rolling Stone magazine is on the phone YELLING at you to email the damn photo.
She's giving you 10 seconds to email it direct to her inbox or a couple of Rolling Stone magazine goons, waiting in a vintage 1956 Cadillac with giant tail fins out in the street, are going to smash down your front door....
.... and then hold you down while one of them crushes your shutter trigger finger with a fine stainless steel nutcracker stolen from a Hooters restaurant two days ago.
They will leave no prints on the nutcracker, and it will never be traced back to the Hooters restaurant because the goons who are moonlighting as food critics will never admit to having been to one. No culinary expert subpoenaed in court will ever sell out one of their own for being at Hooters.
Without your shutter trigger finger, you'll never be able to take a photograph with the same skill and precision again.
Much like how a Marine sniper with a crushed trigger finger will never be able to hit a one-and-quarter mile target with any precision again.
Much like how Liberace with all crushed ten fingers will never be able to .... wear all those glittery 20 carat diamond rings on every single one of his digits ever again.
You have 10 seconds. Which one?
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She's giving you 10 seconds to email it direct to her inbox or a couple of Rolling Stone magazine goons, waiting in a vintage 1956 Cadillac with giant tail fins out in the street, are going to smash down your front door....
.... and then hold you down while one of them crushes your shutter trigger finger with a fine stainless steel nutcracker stolen from a Hooters restaurant two days ago.
They will leave no prints on the nutcracker, and it will never be traced back to the Hooters restaurant because the goons who are moonlighting as food critics will never admit to having been to one. No culinary expert subpoenaed in court will ever sell out one of their own for being at Hooters.
Without your shutter trigger finger, you'll never be able to take a photograph with the same skill and precision again.
Much like how a Marine sniper with a crushed trigger finger will never be able to hit a one-and-quarter mile target with any precision again.
Much like how Liberace with all crushed ten fingers will never be able to .... wear all those glittery 20 carat diamond rings on every single one of his digits ever again.
You have 10 seconds. Which one?
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